Crooked Teeth

    Am       C           G        
E|------s------------------------
B|------s------------------------
G|--2---s--0-0--0----------------
D|------s---------0h2p0-------0h2
A|--0---s--2-3-------------0h2---
E|------s----------------3-------
           Am        C           
E|----0--s-------s------------------
B|----1--s-------s------------------
G|0---2--s--2b---s--0-0--0-----0----
D|----2--s-------s---------0h2------
A|----0--s--0----s--2-3-------------
E|----x--s-------s----------------3-

----------0--s--| 
----------1--s--| 
------0---2--s--| 
---0h2----2--s--| 
0h2-------0--s--| 
----------x--s--| 


[Verses]
    Am                C           
E|------s---| e|--------s---|  e|-
B|------s---| B|--------s---|  B|-
G|--2---s---| G|--0--0--s---|  G|-
D|------s---| D|--------s---|  D|-
A|--0---s---| A|--2--3--s---|  A|-
E|------s---| E|--------s---|  E|-
    G
E|-----s---| 
B|-----s---| 
G|-0---s---| 
D|-----s---| 
A|-----s---| 
E|-3---s---| 


[Verse 1]
Am                 C
If two fill-ups is all it costs
  G                   Am
I guess I'll make the drive
Am            C
Down past the Texas line
     G             Am
make sure he's not alive
Am                  C
Dumped him off of a river bridge
       G        Am
in the fall of '84
Am                   C
Word got 'round that he climbed out
        G               Am
of that muddy Red River floor


[Break]
(Am C G Am)
E|------s------------------------
B|------s------------------------
G|--2---s--0-0--0-----0----------
D|------s---------0h2---------0h2
A|--0---s--2-3-------------0h2---
E|------s----------------3-------

E|----0--s--| 
B|----1--s--| 
G|0---2--s--| 
D|----2--s--| 
A|----0--s--| 
E|----x--s--| 


  Am                  C
Lost my bride to the finest man
    G                   Am
she claims to have ever known
Am             C
She got to the parking lot
    G                  Am
his knees were already blown
Am             C
Love is such a mighty drug
  G             Am
a mightier disease
       Am                  C
Bet he misses her floatin' past the 
barge
         G               Am
with one eye and crooked teeth
    G                Am
One eye and crooked teeth
    G                Am
One eye and crooked teeth
    G                Am
One eye and crooked teeth


[Break]

E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--2v--0-------------------------
D|--------2-----2--0--------------
A|-----------3-----------5--3-----
E|--------------------3--------5v-

E|---|    
B|---|    
G|---|    
D|---| x2 
A|---|    
E|---|    


[Chorus]
     Am                C          
Your crooked teeth are floatin' 
     G              Am
and my lady's restin' fine
      Am            C             
Seven miles out of Bismarck next 
   G          Am
to Bakken Oil lines
  Am                C          
I laid her down so softly and so 
   G         Am
kindly reassured
 Am               C         G    
Love it ain't for tamin', a 
                 Am
disease that can't be cured


[Break]
(Am C G Am)
E|------s------------------------
B|------s------------------------
G|--2---s--0-0--0-----0----------
D|------s---------0h2---------0h2
A|--0---s--2-3-------------0h2---
E|------s----------------3-------

E|----0--s--|    
B|----1--s--|    
G|0---2--s--|    
D|----2--s--| x2 
A|----0--s--|    
E|----x--s--|    


[Verse 3]
         Am             C
And I'll drive through Colorado
     G                 Am
on a rocky stretch of road
     Am         C
with no one who loves me
          G               Am
as far as telephone poles go
  Am           C
I wish I was a trustin' man
      G               Am
but a trustin' man is weak
    Am               C
The only thing worth trustin' is
     G                     Am
some brass through crooked teeth
     G                     Am
some brass through crooked teeth
     G                     Am
some brass through crooked teeth


[Break]

E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--2v--0-------------------------
D|--------2-----2--0--------------
A|-----------3-----------5--3-----
E|--------------------3--------5v-

E|---|    
B|---|    
G|---|    
D|---| x2 
A|---|    
E|---|    


[Chorus]
     Am                C          
Your crooked teeth are floatin' 
     G            Am
and my lady's restin' fine
      Am            C             
Seven miles out of Bismarck next 
   G          Am
to Bakken Oil lines
  Am                C          
I laid her down so softly and so 
   G         Am
kindly reassured
 Am               C         G    
Love it ain't for tamin', a 
                 Am
disease that can't be cured


[Solo]
(Am C G Am) (x4)

E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|-----5-5/7-5-7b-5-5h7------9\7-|
D|-5/7----------------------------
A|--------------------------------
E|--------------------------------

E|----------------------------------
B|----------------------------------
G| 5-5h7-5-----------5--------------
D|--------7---5-5h7-----------------
A|----------------------------------
E|----------------------------------


E|------------8-10b-8-8h10-8-----
B|-----8-8h10--------------------
G|-7/9---------------------------
D|-------------------------------
A|-------------------------------
E|-------------------------------

E|12-10-8-------------------------------------| 
B|--------10----------------------------------| 
G|------------------5-5h7p5-5-----------------| 
D|--------------5h7---------------------------| 
A|--------------------------------------------| 
E|--------------------------------------------| 


[Verse 2]
Am                   C
Lost my bride to the finest man
    G                   Am
she claims to have ever known
Am             C
She got to the parking lot
    G                  Am
his knees were already blown
Am             C
Love is such a mighty drug
  G             Am
a mightier disease
       Am                  C
Bet he misses her floatin' past the 
barge
         G               Am
with one eye and crooked teeth


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| h  Hammer-on
| p  Pull-off
| x  Dead note
| b  Bend
| /  Slide up
| \  Slide down