99 Bottles

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Well, on a day hot enough to make 
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the devil cuss, I walked into a bar 
so thirsty I was spittin' dust
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Barkeep asked me, "Well, what'll 
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it be?" I asked "What do ya got?", 
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he said, "Well, let's see.."
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We got Lonestar, PBR, Rolling Rock,
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 Shiner Bock, Moosedrool, O'douls, 
Hefe-Weizen, Zeigenbock
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Keystone, Coors Light, course 
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we've got Redstripe, Amstel, 
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Amsterdam in the tall can.
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Michelob, Miller Lite, Guinness by
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 the pint glass, Doppleboch Lager, 
take a swaller cause it's going fast
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Oatmeal stout and a lot a 
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Leinenkugals, open up your wallet, 
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no time to be frugal
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There's 99 bottles of beer on the 
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wall, 99 bottles of beer,
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Take one down pass it around, 98 
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bottles of beer on the wall

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Well, needless to say I was pretty 
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impressed, as he handed me an ice 
cold beer from a chest
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Said not bad for a 
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Hole-in-the-wall. Barkeep grinned, 
said "That ain't all!"
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We got Rio Grande, River Rock, 
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Tecate with the twist top. Dos 
Perros, Dos Equis, Foster if you're 
Aussie.
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Bud Light in the new Zane Williams 
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Koozie, a dozen wheat beers on tap 
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if you're choosy!
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Got Heinekin, Killians, Labatts and
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 Becks, ice cold Corona with the 
limes in the neck
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Yuengling chillin' with the old 
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Milwaukee's Best, Sam Adams and 
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that ain't even half of the rest of 
them
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98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 
bottles of beer!
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Take one down, pass it around, 97 
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bottles of beer on the wall