Redneck Crazy Revisited

Intro: Em7, Cadd9, D x2

Verse:

        Em7                  Cadd9
Why the hell would you drive 
                 D
through her neighborhood
          Em7                Cadd9
You think scaring her is the best 
         D
way to move on?
            Em7                 
I'm all for cranking up a little 
     Cadd9          D
Hank, and sitting on the hood and 
drinking
        Em7                  Cadd9
But if that was my daughters ex 
               D
out on her front lawn

Chorus 1:

        G                    Cadd9
I would shoot the headlights out 
             D
of his Silverado
        G                      
Boy the best thing to do right 
Cadd9               D
now is get up and go home
        G              Cadd9
All you find here is a fight
        D                          
And two wrongs don't make a right
Em7 D

G            Cadd9        D (let 
ring)
Man up, stop being such a baby
(no chord)
That ain't redneck that's just crazy

Em7, Cadd9, D x2

Verse 2:
         Em7             Cadd9    
It don't matter how long its been 
     D
going on
         Em7              Cadd9   
The only pill you need to swallow 
        D
is your pride
     Em7              Cadd9       
Just hop back in your truck, Turn 
    D
the key and fire it up
          Em7            Cadd9    
There are better ways to get over 
     D
her lies

Chorus 2:
        G                   Cadd9 
Then to aim your headlights into 
           D
her bedroom window
          G                  Cadd9
And throw empty beer cans at both 
         D
of their shadows
     G                 Cadd9
Even if she broke your heart
    D                        Em7  D
And tore your world apart
G            Cadd9            D (Let
 ring)
Man up boy, quit being such a baby
(no chord)
That ain't redneck that's just crazy

Em7, Cadd9, D x2

          Em7               Cadd9
You don't have to wish them both the
 best
D
Endless love and happiness
          Em7               Cadd9
But don't give her the satisfaction
   D
To justify her actions
   Cadd9                       D
By showing up at her house at 3am


Chorus 3:
         G                   Cadd9
Instead, aim your headlights down 
             D
some dusty backroad
           G                  
Grab your tackle box, case of 
Cadd9               D
beer twist up some homegrown
         G             Cadd9
Head out to the lake tonight
        D                      Em7
Tie one on and throw a line
  D

G           Cadd9              D 
(let ring)
Man up boy, quit acting like a baby
(no chord)
That ain't redneck that's just crazy