Aint That A Hell Of A Note

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I hollered Hey! honey I'm 
    C               G
home,Like I do every day at four.
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but the tv aint on,and the car is 
      G                  C
gone, she must be at the store.
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Then I spied this piece of 
                     Bb            
paper,looked like a list of things 
    G
to do.
         F             D          
But when i got down to number six 
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I realized we were through.

[Chorus]
    F
One The plumber couldn,t make it 
today
    Bb
Two I decided that I'm goin' away.
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three the dogs at the vet the 
 D
hearing is set.
           G                  C
Do you see what i'm trying to say?
     F
Four don't forget to take out the 
trash.
     Bb
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' 
back.
F                                 
You can tell by the stroke,what 
         D
she really wrote,
    G                      C
Now Ain't that a hell of a note. 
(same pattern)

[Verse]
I just stood there and scratched my 
head,looked for teardrops on the 
floor.
But not even a tear after all these 
years,I expected a little bit more.
I was plannin' on grabbin' a nice 
cold beer, and pitchen out on the 
couch.
But she went by the numbers and i 
got counted out.

[Chorus]
    F
One The plumber couldn,t make it 
today
    Bb
Two I decided that I'm goin' away.
      F                      
three the dogs at the vet the 
 D
hearing is set.
           G                  C
Do you see what i'm trying to say?
     F
Four don't forget to take out the 
trash.
     Bb
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' 
back.
F                                 
You can tell by the stroke,what 
         D
she really wrote,
    G                      C
Now Ain't that a hell of a note.