Chris Farley

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First time I saw him he was 
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sweeter than s***.
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Plaid jacket and belt too tight 
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and he wasn't even doin' a bit.
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Then he cartwheeled around the 
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room, and slow-danced with the 
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cleaning lady.
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He was a one man party. You know 
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I'm talkin' about I'm talkin' 
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about my friend Chris Farley.

[Verse 2]
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On Saturday night my man would 
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always deliver.
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Whether he was the bumblebee girl 
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or livin' in a van down by the 
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river.
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He loved the Bears and Ditka, 
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danced at Chippendale's with Swayze.
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When they replaced his coffee with
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 Folgers he went f***in' crazy.
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The sexiest Gap girl, and 
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Meatloaf in the band.
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Without him there'd be no lunch 
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lady in Lunch Lady Land.
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You know I'm thinkin' about I'm 
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thinkin' about my boy Chris Farley.

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
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After a show he'd drink a quart 
of Jack Daniels, and stick the 
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bottle right up his a**.
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But hung over as hell that 
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catholic boy always showed up to 
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morning mass.
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We'd tell him, "Slow down you'll 
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end up like Belushi or Candy".
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He said, "Those guys are my 
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heroes, it's all fine and dandy."
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I ain't making that s*** up that's 
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the truth about my boy Chris Farley.

G Gmaj9 Em

[Bridge]
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I saw him in the office cryin' 
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with his headphones on listenin' to
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 a KC and the Sunshine Band song.
I said, "Buddy how the hell is that 
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making you so sad?"
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Then he laughed and said, "Just 
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thinkin' about my dad."

[Verse 4]
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The last big hang we had was a 
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Timmy Meadow's wedding party.
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We laughed our balls off all 
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night long, all because of Farley
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But a few months later the party 
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came to an end. We flew out to 
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Madison to bury our friend.
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Nothing was harder than sayin' 
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goodbye, except watchin' Chris' 
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father have his turn to cry.

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hmmmmmm

[Verse 5]
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Hey buddy lifes moved on now, but 
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you still bring us so much joy.
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Make my kids laugh with your 
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YouTube clips, or Tommy Boy.
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Well, when they ask me who was the 
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funniest guy I ever knew. I tell 
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em' hands down without a doubt it's 
you.
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Yeah, I miss hangin' out watchin' 
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you try to get laid, but most of 
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all I miss watchin' you f*** with 
Spade
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Well, it ended how you wanted, but 
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still wish you were here with me.
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And we were gettin' on a plane to 
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go shoot Grown Ups 3.
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Yeah, life ain't the same without 
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you boy.
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And that's why I'm singing about 
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I'm singin' about my friend Chris 
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Faaaaarley.

[Single strum on these]
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And if we make enough noise maybe 
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he'll hear us.


Give it up for the great Chris 
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Farley.