Hanukkah Song

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   CHORUS:

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   Put on your yalmulka,
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   here comes Hanukkah
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   It's so much fun-akkah,
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   to celebrate Hanukkah,

   VERSE 1:

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   Hanukkah is the Festival of 
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Lights,
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  Instead of one day of presents, 
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we have eight crazy nights
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  When you feel like the only kid 
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in town without a Xmas tree,
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   Here's a list of people who are 
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Jewish, just like you and me:

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   David Lee Roth lights the 
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menorrah,
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   So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas,
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 and the late Dinah Shore-ah
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   Guess who eats together at the 
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Carnegie Deli,
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   Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur
 Fonzerrelli
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   Paul Newman's half Jewish; 
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Goldie Hawn's half too,
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   Put them together--what a 
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fine lookin' Jew!


   BRIDGE:

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   You don't need "Deck the Halls" 
or "Jingle Bell Rock"
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   Cause you can spin the dreidl 
with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

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   --both Jewish! 


   CHORUS:

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   Put on your yalmulka,
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   it's time for Hanukkah,
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   The owner of the Seattle 
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Supersonic-ahs
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   celebrates Hanukkah


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       O.J. Simpson--not a Jew!
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       But guess who is...Hall of 
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Famer--Rod Carew--
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(he converted!)
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   We got Ann Landers and her 
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sister Dear Abby,
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   Harrison Ford's a quarter 
Jewish--not too shabby!
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   Some people think that 
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Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
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   Well, he's not, but guess who 
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is: All three stooges


   BRIDGE:

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   So many Jews are in show biz--
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   Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his
 agent is


   CHORUS:

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   Tell your friend Veronica,
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   it's time you celebrate Hanukkah
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   I hope I get a harmonica,
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   on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
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   and smoke your marijuanic-ah,
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   If you really, really wanna-kah,
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   Have a happy, happy, happy, 
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happy Hanukkah