Phone Wallet Keys

Em 022000
Am x02210
G6 3x0430
G6/F# 2x0430

[Intro]
Em     Am            G6
   Yeah,  yeah, yeah
G6/F#
     Here we go again
Em         Am
   Come on


[Verse 1]
G6                     G6/F#
   I'm headin' out and all I'm 
                        Em
takin' with me is my phone, wallet, 
keys
      Am
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
G6                                
Just those three things please, 
      G6/F#
need my phone, wallet, keys
       Em
Got my credit cards in my wallet
Am
Got my phone you can call it
G6
Master lock on my front door
G6/F#
That's what my motherfuckin' keys 
are for
   Em                         Am
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone,
 wallet, keys
G6                                
Good things come in threes, need 
  G6/F#
my phone, wallet, keys


[Verse 2]
       Em                        
If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my 
  Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)
       G6                          
If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need
     G6/F#
 my (Phone, wallet, keys)
       Em
If I'm goin' out to a weddin' 
(wedding)
        Am
If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'
       G6
If I'm at that daddy daughter dance
   G6/F#
My phone, wallet, keys are in my 
pants
    Em                       Am
I'm goin' on vacation to the West 
Indies
    G6                             
And I don't got no luggage just got
 G6/F#
 phone, wallet, keys
  Em
I rode on up to the airport
Am
Lady asked for my passport
G6  N.C.
Fuck, okay


[Verse 3]
                Em
Guess I need my phone, wallet, 
passport, keys
Am
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
G6
Now I need four things, bitch please
G6/F#
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
    Em                             
I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin'
 Am
 Delta, Delta
    G6                       G6/F#
The lady farted next to me I smelt 
her, I smelt her
   Em
We went up 30 thousand feet
Am
I reclined my fuckin' seat
 G6
'Bout to watch a movie, stop
G6/F#
I forgot my laptop
N.C.
Motherfucker, damnit


[Verse 4]
                      Em
Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet,
 passport, keys
Am
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, 
keys
G6
Too much shit that's five fuckin' 
things
G6/F#
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, 
keys
    Em                           
I'm swingin' my shit all over the 
           Am
place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
    G6                           
I'm caryin' so much shit I got a 
G6/F#
hernia, a hernia
Em
No place to put it, what should I 
do?
Am
Probably should take my iPad too
G6
What the fuck else did I forget?
 N.C.
(Sandman you need tons of shit)


[Bridge]
   Em
My tick tacs, my back pack
   Am
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
   G6
My sun glasses, my hairspray
   G6/F#
My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
   Em
My notebook, my GoPro
   Am
My vape pen, my crossbow
   G6
My toothpick, my pocketknife
   G6/F#
Oh fuck, I forgot my wife


[Chorus]
 Em
(Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
 Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)
   G6
It used to be so easy
        G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my 
keysy
      Em
Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
 Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)
   G6
It used to be a breezy
        G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my 
keysy


[Verse 5]
   Em                       Am
My pockets got so heavy now I'm 
crampin, I'm crampin'
     G6                            
Each time I leave my house it's 
      G6/F#
like I'm campin', I'm campin'
    Em                             
I'm miserable just standin' around 
    Am
I'm like a walkin' lost and found
    G6                          
You know I'd rather stay at home 
       G6/F#
where all I need's my fuckin' phone
 Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
 Am
(Phone, phone, phone)
     G6                    G6/F#
Much happier at home, just playin' 
with my phone
 Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
 Am
(Phone, phone, phone)
      G6                         
Yeah, I'll just stay at home and 
G6/F#
fiddle with my phone on the toilet