Saga Of Jesse Jane

Am    C    G    F

[Verse 1]
Am               C          G   
I'm in jail in a Texas town, in 
           F
my sister's wedding gown
Am              C              G
I drive a truck all night long, 
                  F
listening to Judy Garland songs

[Bridge]
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[Verse 2]
Am                   C            
Now I'm locked behind bars of 
 G                         F
steel, I was just looking for a 
happy-meal
Am                  C             
I parked my rig and I went inside,
G                          F
 they've never seen such a pretty 
bride

[Chorus]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just a normal guy,
G
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Am    F
Jesse Jane

[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
Am                   C
I paid my bill and I turned around,
G                          
Facing every redneck in that 
  F
one-horse-town
Am                    C
His face was red, his fist was 
clenched,
G                         F
He threw his Coke and he got me 
drenched

[Chorus]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just an average Joe,
G
Looking for a fashion show?
Am    F
Jesse Jane

[Solo]
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Am    F      G    F

[Spoken]
Am
Well I guess that was the final 
straw
C
I pulled a pistol from my Wonder-bra
G
I killed 'em dead, huh, I killed 'em
 all
F
And they finally caught me in the 
bathroom stall

Am
And now I'm doing ten to life
C
But I'll tell ya one thing Bubba
G
Someday I'm gonna make someone in 
here
N.C.
A helluva wife

[Chorus]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just an average guy,
G
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Am    F
Jesse Jane

[Outro]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just a Peter Pan,
G
Looking for his Neverland?
Am    F
Jesse Jane
(fade)